Tuesday, 6 March 2012

New blog???? Could it be???

Tired of the same old Bullshit?????


Are you looking for something new?


But not this kind of new!



Roughly about this big!


GOOD NEWS!



One is hoping to move to a new all encompassing blog where I can generally move towards conformity and be like everyone else's blog. YAY MINI PARTY!

Expect
Oh ya and we then went to this VD and it was a bit wet on the third pitch and as I was using the all new super impressive wild country elastic band technique gps unit so I just flew to the top

Honestly I need this much tape measure to check


Don't expect
that vd reminds of the time I popped round your house; your mum said hello and your sister saw me as she came down the stairs sorry I didn't stop to say hi but I was only just in time gathering 2 of every animal and building an arc before the 40 days and nights of flooding happened



Could it be a bad thing???

Dissertation hell is nearly over!

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Its downhill from here

It appears the sponsorship money for Dawes is increasingly dwindling and book sales haven't been as promising as we first thought ......




Next week Johnny has to climb an indoors 8a with man-eating lions at the base and manic monkeys attacking him. I for one are certainly looking forward to this.

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

New Calender Year

Everywhere I look people on blogs are doing the round up for the years saying what was good and what was bad. However as those of you who read my blog know I avoid this period. Maybe you wonder why? Well ..... much like an exploitative owner of a sweatshop in a cold region, who realises due to so many of the children he employs dying in the cold winter months its far better to have his tax year encompassing the whole period so he can put the full loses down to stock damages. I too have worked out that my life is too busy in this period and in fact October time suits me to reflect and admit what a total punter I've been all year long. In some way admitting self worthlessness allows me to set targets that are improbable and in no way connected to reality. So that come January I have to already admit failure or success and re-draw another plan which has no bearing on reality.
Anyway In case your wondering I am working 2 days a week at an outdoors shop(selling jackets to rich people and stopping the poor stealing insulation) and with this current exam period and my dissertation slowly going mental I have had to write off all my climbing life until mid-march. Which means giving up on all my winter climbing targets and putting on hold all outdoor rock targets.
So the new plans consists of
Monday Uni work with Bouldering+ Campusing
Tuesday Uni work with Rest day+stretching
Wednesday Uni Work Bouldering+Systems Board
Thursday Uni work Rest day+1 hour Run
Friday Uni work Bouldering+Dead Hangs
Saturday Shop+Core Day+Weights
Sunday Shop+REST DAY!!!! stretching
With at least 1 extra 20 odd minute run back from the climbing wall on either of mon wed or fri
This shall be my life till mid march at which people will re-evaluate.

In terms of climbing last few months did a few E3s and my first e4 onsight(Penny, used to be known as katana at holyhead mountain). Very little climbing though to be honest which is a shame as for a little while I was in some of the best form of my life.

Plans Easter maybe a week on arran. June July Leeds earn some money. Then Aug, Sep, Oct Money Permitting in the alps and then Scotland dec jan feb and foreseeable future and maybe glenmore Lodge Nightwatchman scheme or possibly pyb centre assistant scheme come Easter If I can get on them.

Thursday, 10 November 2011

Banter

Im sure anyone who's spent much time at almscliff with me might appreciate this!






Monday, 24 October 2011

Comedy; "National Mountaineering Centre"

Looks like bookings at the brenin must be down ......

http://www.pyb.co.uk/courses-big-funny-walk.php

This looks good I assume soon MIA will have to have pre-prepared jokes whilst teaching rock climbing; logically as you go up the system you will have to get funnier so whilst CWA and WGL holders will be making basic fart jokes; MIC holders and Guides will be performing an all day skit routine revolving around the antics of the day using comic interventions revolving around well timed falling rock and other unexpected antics.

"What goes up?" unsure faces "Climbers" That will be a classic SPA holder line ringing out at yet another top roping crag near you soon.....

Finger Pain!

13 E POINTS on Saturday northumberland. Though I keep trying to convince myself its 14 may need to check a guidebook before I go mental.
Sunday hurt my finger due to bad sleep, alcohol and possibly not warming up when pulling on a small hold.
So I am now in rest mode which I'm sure my academic life should thank me for lot of work going in right now to the LUUMC journal, dissertation and my course. So that's why little time for blogging.
Right back to work and trying not to overuse my pain finger whilst blogging.